Seriously, folks. Flatt Energy Cola was dreamed up and schemed up by a couple of dudes right smack in the middle of Madtown, Wisconsin.

Every spicy-smooth can of Flatt is packed with all-natural sugar, extra caffeine and a full daily dose of vitamin C.

Because honestly… Flatt knows you’re not going to go naked free running through the streets of Tokyo. But you might need to jump Wi-Fi hotspots while climbing three flights of stairs.

See, it’s all about everyday world domination.